Fuck Yeah Feminist Thor.
YEEEAHH. MY BRO.
I fucking love this.
Thor putting assholes in their “place.”
Eddy Vega has been known to copy attacks of his rivals. Additionally, he is able to become immovable and he is able to make duplicates of himself. Eddy Vega developed the talent to transform his body into dust and he can sculpt and mold all steel with a thought. Also, he has mastered the ability to create plastic out of thin air and he has learned to absorb the damage from heat and use it to increase his sense of hearing. Eddy Vega has the power to tunnel through solid gold. Terribly, Eddy Vega is especially vulnerable to adamantium-based attacks.
Does this mean I can both kill and be killed easily in a bout with Wolverine?
- Eddy
Zimmora can spin like a whirlwind. It likewise has mastered the ability to squirt flame from its pair of claws in a field around itself and it wrangles with assailants using a destructive pistol made from corbomite. Zimmora developed the talent to absorb the damage from energy-based attacks and redirect it toward any rival close by and it has the ability to become tiny. Also, it lords over a series of pigs. Sadly, Zimmora is especially vulnerable to diamond-based attacks.
Devin can create silver out of thin air. Additionally, he possesses the power to take control of electricity and bend it to his will, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Devin developed the talent to make creatures appear from nowhere and he battles attackers wielding a destructive set of fangs that also grants a terrific dexterity, however this power fades when he is knocked unconscious. He also has learned to communicate with puppets from a distance and he has a reputation for an unbelievable ability to see the past, but doing so makes him rigidly inflexible for one minute. Devin is able to make duplicates of himself. Tragically, Devin is especially vulnerable to wood-based attacks.
That vulnerability made me laugh.
Kurt Potts has learned to communicate with flies with gestures. Also, he is able to view distant locations with his mind and he developed the talent to sculpt and mold all corbomite with a thought. Kurt Potts resists opponents wielding a razor-sharp collection of spines and he possesses the power to tunnel through solid gold. Lamentably, Kurt Potts becomes powerless in the presence of mental energy.
Am I crazy or does this scream one shot Wild Talents game over Google+ hangout?
Best motivational speech ever!
Truly inspirational
He’s fuckin right! Now where did I leave my nun-chucks?
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